Rugby AI Art by Remixing Reality 2

 Continued from Part 1

Remixing Reality - Rugby Rain Huddle 

I've published this picture before, at 'X', but I make no apologies for doing so again. I love the tight kit, the unselfconscious, intimate huddling and the glorious mixture of facial expressions of these handsome, hunky men, wilting in the face of a totally absurd threat. It truly lives up to the motto of this site of 'putting men in their place' but it's not usually as easy as making them wear tight shorts in the rain!

If you don't like my caption spoiling the view,
here's the untainted original

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Remixing Reality - Penalty Rugby

 

In this variant, the guys huddle together, watching to see if a vital penalty kick will go over and score the winner. Rarely can so many pert puckers have gone to waste! 

 

There are lots of sexy images in this vein at the artist's website 

(link below).    

 

 

Remixing Reality -The Scorer's Reward

The scorer of the winning goal gets to keep the match ball and earn the adulation of his team-mates who queue up for the opportunity to worship their idol. Being voted 'Man of the Match' by them may well entail the offer of more balls, judging by the general air of enthusiasm on the part of some. The furtive look of the mega-hunk bringing up the rear of the committee suggests something more earthy.  

   

Remixing Reality - Rugby Buns Exposed

Occasionally mishaps happen with shorts in rugby. When they happen on the training field there's an opportunity for mischievous teammates to have some fun. Especially when it's the handsome, popular team captain who's been accidentally (?) de-bagged. He has to take it all in good spirit.

 

Remixing Reality - Rugby Buns Touched

When shorts loss happens during a match, it's different, there's normally a swift correction. However, if you convince rugby players of the marketability of their backsides and encourage them to display them with confidence, there's always a risk that they will become naughty, even in front of the home crowd. A crowd that may well swell when word about this gets out!

 

Remixing Reality -Mooning Rugby Player

Inevitably, someone will go too far, but there may be consequences for them. This image suggests it's own consequence. One that might be applied by the angry Trainer off the field....

 

 

Remixing Reality - Join The Queue (my title)

Mass spanking of grown men, it couldn't happen in real life. 

Could it? 

View uncaptioned original 

 

Remixing Reality - Rugby Player Arrested

There's risk of worse if someone complains to the cops. Rugby players are noted for their occasional bad behaviour, but this one's obvious remorse is less typical. Perhaps the cops are reminding him of the perils of incarceration, especially for cute young men in skimpy shorts. Their sheer muscular 'presence' is intimidating in itself. 

  The pleasing filling of the player's tight shirt in this image reflects a welcome modern development of the rugby player's image. There's evidence of an equally weighty presence in his shorts too, but in general this artist is less willing to create tightly-wrapped contours at the front, than he is at the back. 

 

Remixing Reality - Imaginary Magazine Cover

The club don't need cops to express extreme their displeasure, as this fantasy image suggests. The ultimate sanction is the world of sport's curious interpretation of dismissal. Can't let all that money we spent on him go to waste!  It's hard to tell if the player himself is pleased at the prospect of a life in service or merely bemused.

 

The sale idea is suggested within the artist's original but I have elaborated it somewhat.

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Gym Machines

 Some gym jocks can be a pain, believing their obsession entitles them to priority on the gym machines, outranking ordinary users, especially nerdy, college types. This one pushed aside a particularly inventive student of mechanical engineering who brought his own gym machine along to the place a few days later. There were plenty of other frustrated users around that day who were more than happy to show the jock how to use this new device - whether he wanted to or not. It targeted muscle groups that he'd long neglected and I understand the results were impressive and immediate, not to mention entertaining, to all concerned. Bar one.

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I don't know who the artist is, I found this picture at Kinky Callum but I don't think it's by him. Spankomatic is almost a Franco trademark, but this isn't by him either. (See index of Franco at mitchmen).

Bareass blogs No 93

 Bareass Battle Damage

image by HHimbos - 'Spank you for your service'

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Tips For Your Holiday - No 12 by HHimbos

 When touring on the Continent, don't assume that it's OK to wash your sweaty shorts in the fountains. On or off!

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Image by HHimbos 

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Targeted

Andrew and Christian had been flatmates for so long that 'd got in the habit of pottering around in their underpants after work. This didn't go unnoticed by their neighbours for long, but it was not the sort of place where people minded that sort of thing. They preferred to gossip about the succession of giggling girls that visited the flat, singly and in pairs. Fortunately, the walls of the flats were thick. So long as that kept the noise down, no-one was going to complain. 

Except for Joe, the odd character in flat 6. He had strict views about such goings on and they fed conveniently into his shady lifestyle which happened to include links with a certain trafficking organisation that specialised in exports to those parts of the world where conditions of 'employment' were extremely flexible. 

A couple of telephone calls were all it took to schedule a visit by a valuer, all Joe had to do was secure and display the goods for him. They could agree a price on the spot or he could send them for auction. Immediate removal was guaranteed, if terms could be agreed. Joe didn't plan to be awkward about it, seeing as his outlay on the goods would be zero. 

Armed with a gun and plenty of rope, he paid a call on the boys, late in the evening, when they'd had a chance to wind down after work and have a beer or two.

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Mitchell's Army Folio 2 - The Deserter

Mitchell - 'The Deserter'

 

The deserter thought he was safe, hiding at his girlfriends flat,

but the Army tracked him down there eventually.

They raided the place at the crack of dawn

and caught the two of them in the throes of passionate sex.

He was clapped in irons and escorted away,

allowed only a hastily-packed, overnight bag

and still wearing his girlfriend's slinky satin underwear

which he'd put on as part of their sex-play.

He felt dazed, still half-asleep, as they descended in the lift 

Residual, frustrated lust still swirled within his loins

Ahead of him a bleak, prison cell awaited

and the myriad ordeals of the Regiment's Punishment Corps

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There's a more immediate ordeal facing this deserter when the lift doors open and he's escorted through the public foyer to the Army vehicle waiting in the street outside. I suppose he should think himself lucky that the army did not arrest him at his place of work, in front of all his colleagues.

Mitchell

View Part 1 of the Army Folio

 

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Paddling Prisoners

Above: Slave Discipline by MuscleSlaveFantasy@X, another video by the artist who did   'Slave Train'. 

Just another dungeon punishment scene? Well no, because that the captives are paddling in shallow water troughs. 'Trudging through mud' as the artist enigmatically puts it. 

 

 Slave Discipline by MuscleSlaveFantasy@X

A set up like this might suggest an electro scene, but of course, they didn't have that utility in Roman times. Maybe the pool is full of creatures that bite, that would explain the little dance the unfortunates are doing. 

 

They don't get much chance to look for themselves, but the slaves are lucky enough to have a rather attractive overseer. We only catch glimpses of him in the murky light. There's a better view of him being taught how to maintain building site discipline at the artist's website.

 

 See also 'Slave Train' by the same artist