I'm having a word with my agent about this!

The trials of modelling assignments know few bounds. Water sprays, mud smears, derelict buildings, weird make-up - it's all in a days work for a model. However a job for an underwear brand called 'Petit-Q' might ring alarm bells. Not just because it's French, we won't go there, but 'petit' (i.e small) is not an adjective the average hunk likes to associate himself with - and we all know underwear models are hunks, right?
As for the Q bit, that sounds like the code for 'gay' used back in the bad old days (remember Q-International?) and not all models are gay are they?

So the hunky men featured in this article may have felt a slight tremor of anticipation as they arrived at the photographer for their 'Petit-Q' assignment. But they can hardly have imagined just what was in store for them.

On his day, DW Chase is one of the sexiest men on the planet
but you can almost hear him muttering "WTF!" here
as he puzzles over this sort of, half-garment
He's probably wondering if  he has put it on correctly.
Or indeed whether it's actually all there.
'I'm having a word with my agent about this', he thinks to himself.

Hunky Michael Fitt has the opposite problem.
Two for the price of one it seems.
Does that mean twice the fee for my services, he wonders?
I don't think this fashion will catch on, but I like the view.

From his face, you'd guess Marc Shephard (which is spelt 'hard' not 'herd')
must be as tough as they come and not a man to be messed with.

So it's not altogether surprising to see him gritting his teeth thoughtfully about this.

That wry smile is about that mishap in the dressing room,
a 'leg in the wrong hole' moment while putting it on. (It's easily done).
He thought he must have torn it, but no-one seems to have noticed.

  

Here's Junior Rodriguez, wearing the same garment properly.
He seems like a man of the world, and is showing a bit more style
 (and intriguingly different hair if you compare the two boys 'windows' !)

But that suspicious look on his face suggests he's just got a whiff
that Marc Shephard was wearing it just a few hours before him.
The sharing of intimate apparel with other men is not in his contract,
and once you start thinking about it, under hot, studio lights.........

Cheer up Junior, the next model to wear it will be getting your oily sweat!

Theo Ford's having problems with those straps

but no matter how much he adjusts his 'braces'

 the mini pouch won't quite cover his assets 

It's his root which is the root of the problem.

Isn't there a bigger size? -  he seems to be asking.

Meanwhile, Thomas Huez is looking for the way out.

He thinks this style makes his bum look big

as though it's straining at the side straps to escape.

When asked, the photographer agreed with him,

but he thought he was complimenting Thomas by saying so.

Meanwhile DW is on sit-down strike
this see-through strangeness warrants a bigger fee, me-thinks.
He can't help looking sexy though and that's got the photographer snapping furiously. 
Unfortunately that mesh gives you a real wedgie when you squat like this.
It's enough to make your hair curl. Get a move on mate!

Models who are famed for being 'Not Gay' (I forget his name),

like clothes to make them look butch - check out the watch for example.

Something that flattered ones manhood might have seemed like a good idea
But if it makes your cock look like a badly wrapped butt plug.......?

Judging by that faded 'professional smile'
he's just realised it might give folk the wrong idea about him.

and he didn't really need the money either.
He's having a word with my agent about this! 

~

This crowd don't know it but they got off lightly,
more frivolities next time!

With apologies to the models and Petit-Q crew for poking fun at them!
and to the many folk who enjoy the innocent pleasure of wearing exotic garments like this
I agree they can look and feel very sexy indeed  (see below).

 

Junior Rodriguez brings his ample professional charms to 

Thomas' discarded side string 'swim bikini'

but he still looks as though he smells a rat (or something) 

or perhaps he just refused to pose them on the beach

(for other 'clothes sharing' fantasies click on the label below)

 

 

Meanwhile Andrei picks up the harness after Theo Ford gave up on it.

Who wouldn't want to come home to this!

There's a massive collection of Petit-Q stuff at Mensunderwearsource

(for other mitchmen 'clothes swapping & sharing' fantasies

click on the 'sharing' label below, this is No 26)

Ministry of Silly Hats - 11 Pirate Scarf

The headscarf has a noble tradition as improvised headwear.
It's frequently associated in popular culture with pirates and brigands so you'd think it would impart something of that renegade panache to any wearer, not least Cody Cummings.

 Apparently not. 

At least not when it's worn with a less-than-fierce coy 'come-on' look.

I can't help adding that headscarves are also associated with washer women

 but perhaps that's being too unfair

I am happy to admit that Cody model achieves considerably better results

 with his underwear which greatly rewards close inspection.

I've always put this model in the 'God's Gift Brigade' on account of the fact that he spends more time looking at the camera than the men he's posing with, even when he's being intimately serviced by them. So it's not entirely unexpected to find him partnering a mirror and making a bit of a fool of himself with his headgear.

(I usually blame the photographer for these faux pas but as a 'Star' model, I imagine this chap's not obliged to follow all those dictates, so he is probably equally culpable here!).

I also mentioned the headscarf as a silly hat in a previous dispatch when it is shown being worn by a wedge victim. Conflating that image with the ones above creates a rather satisfying fantasy.

One that's probably not worthy of me, but never mind.

For more 'God's Gift' Candidates click on the label below

For more silly hats click on 'hats'

Room 96 - Trystan is serviced (introduction)

Trystan Bull is an undeniably attractive man with a nicely developed body and a remarkable backside but his photoshoots are often quite narcissistic to say the least. Sometimes he seems unable to take his eyes off the camera for a single second to look at his 'partner'. 

His shoot with cute-looking Marco Lebeau (above) particularly irked me this way, although I have to admit I have no idea what either of them are really like! In another context I might get off on a beautiful man being ignored and used so blatantly, but I don't find it very attractive here.
I call it 'God's Gift Syndrome' although Trystan's arguably not the worst offender.

Despite this I do give him the benefit of the doubt and take a continuing interest in his photos, not least because he is such a hunky-looking man and the camera really loves his body, frequently producing interesting imagery, sometimes inspiring. I few years ago I stumbled across a set of images with Alexy Tyler, with a storyline (for a change) that seemed to subvert this God's Gift effect, turning it against Trystan - or at least it could be read this way. It was so erotic that I couldn't resist turning it into a humourous story.

It's been 2 years in the making I hope you enjoy it

First installment coming up next time.

For more 'Gods Gift' candidates click on the label below