Arrest No 2 - The Dirty Underwear Gang

My last post of the old C-IN2 underwear images showing two men being forcefully arrested and handcuffed were not just a re-run of some old classics but a lead-in to the same company's more recent campaign which revisits the same idea, this time in the capable hands of photographer Rick Day. The results are more atmospheric than the originals, less sensual perhaps but arguably more raunchy. I've collected these images from the campaign and assembled a storyline loosely based on the campaign video. My story, is entirely fictional and the characters are not intended to bear any resemblance to the models who play them

Meet our 3 bad boys, left to right it's Michael, Gordon and Luis. They all belong to the Dirty Underwear Gang and this is their dress code. Gordon is the leader, the brains of the gang, Michael is the cocky show-off, he's into bling, Luis is the eternal worrier. Between them represent a range of attractive male stereotypes and the local cops find them pretty interesting. Particularly when they catch them in their dirty gang-underwear.

  

The boys are all on parole and it's a condition that they all live together in a caravan. Gordon insists that they always wear their dirty underwear together inside the caravan to show their brotherhood. Michael and Luis are not so sure it's such a good idea. Being separated from their wives and girlfriends and with all that grungy maleness in close proximity.
It gets quite hot in the caravan sometimes.

Luis spends a lot of time working under the bonnet of his car.

Gordon makes him change into more suitable clothes for this dirty work.

He doesn't want unexpected visitors to catch them in their gang-underwear.

Luis is reluctant to show anyone what's he's up to under the bonnet,
he's actually quite shy under all those tattoos .

Michael and Gordon step in if anyone gets too interested.
(Not wearing their gang-underwear of course)
They don't like strangers around.

 

When they're not working on the car, 

the boys like to relax in the caravan watching a horny film.

...but one day...

"Damn it!. Why does the phone always ring just when I'm getting there?"

says Gordon. "You get it Michael, will you?"

"I bet it's your flippin' sister again Gordon, I'll get rid of her. 

Then we can get back to the video"

"Sorry guys, I'm already leaking..." whines Luis,

"that last scene was so hot.....oh...oh .... I can't stop!"

"Oh, Luis, you're hopeless!"

 

Michael discovers it isn't Gordon's sister ringing.....
"What? Are you sure? The Cops? A raid?"

 

"Oh oh, Michael, I think they may be here already" interrupts Luis,
who has been cleaning himself up by the window.

"Christ, I'd better switch this porn off then, oh fuck, where's the remote gone?" 

 

 "Luis you are a silly boy, it's just the man delivering gas cylinders"

"Oh yeah, so it is! Sorry 'bout that, Michael"

 

 

 

"I'm gonna have to change these pants now, Michael, they're all wet.
Is there some more dirty underwear in the drawer?"

"I don't know Luis, go and look. I got problems of my own. God it's hot in here!"
.

"and I'm so horny!"

"Michael? The gas man says we gotta pay $100 off the bill, or he's gonna stop delivering,
but I'm skint after laying out on all them new C-IN2 undies for us,
I've given him a suck of my cock, but he says it's gotta be yours too. Sorry, Michael"
.

"That's OK Gordon, actually it's quite convenient right now......."

 

"Bloody hell, Luis, I think Michael must be paying off the whole arrears for us!"

"Yeah, I love Michael, he's so adorable"

Michael returns 20 minutes later and explains.


"....so when he told me he was a big fan of cowboy films
I knew exactly how to make him happy, look Gordon I'll show you.... "

"Yeah, whatever Michael. Well done anyway, we owe you one (yawn),
but right now I'm going to have a kip."

But scarcely has he closed his eyes when Luis calls out.

"Michael! come  to the window!
 Look! I'm sure it really is the police this time".

"Luis is right this time, Gordon, I can see a flashing light coming."

Luis is in a sweat, "What we gonna do, Gordon, I'm scared!"

Gordon gets a grip on the situation. 

"Look, there's no need to panic boys. Here's the plan.
First get those dirty pants off............"

"Sounds Cool!" says Luis.

"You sure we've got time for that?" says Michael.

When the cops finally arrive.......

....the boys are well ready for them,
they're pottering on the car, dressed in their Sunday best undies.

  Michael goes to talk to the cops,
he has put his bling jewellery away to avoid  awkward questions about it.

"We're all clean officer" he claims cockily.

"I can see that" says the cop admiring his protruding ensemble, "Too clean if anything".
"In fact, your underwear exactly matches the description of some stolen goods we're looking for."

 "Yeah, maroon seams with a budgie pouch in the middle.
Of course we'll need to take a closer look to be absolutely sure...."

".......so, I'm taking you in for detailed examination.
You're under arrest" .

Michael kicks off. "You accusing me of nicking stuff?"

"You can resist all you like, I don't mind" says the cop.
.

"You cops are all the same, bastards!" spits Michael.

"Quiet boy! You're only making it worse for yourself!"

"Sorry ma'am. I didn't mean to swear in front of a woman.
Can't you let me off this time?"

"Control to base, we're picking up the boys now.
Yeah, the idiots were actually wearing the stolen gear.
Get that special underwear interrogation cell ready for them."

"Gulp, please not that! Not the special underwear interrogation cell!"

"Click.....Click" go the cuffs.

The cops move on to Gordon.

"I see you've changed your pants from the ones you were wearing under the car" he laughs.
"Nice try but you're coming in too, to keep your buddy company."

"Please sir, I haven't done anything!" 

"Click.....Click" go the cuffs.

Meanwhile, Luis has been hiding in the caravan, stressed out.
He lies down dreaming about what to have done for his next tattoo.

Of course, the cops search the caravan and find him.
They take one look at his underwear and immediately decide he's got to be taken in too.
Even if he's not a receiver, he'll make an excellent exhibit.

Luis senses their interest.

"They're just hand-me-downs!" he protests.

"We can do any necessary hands down there back at the station, buddy" replies the officer sternly. 

"Click.......Click"go the cuffs

~The End~

With apologies to C-IN2 and the models who play my fictional characters so beautifully.
- 
Michael - Anthony Gallo, 
Gordon - Chris Whelan,
Luis - Diogo Castro Gomes.

You can see the official video at Parole by C-IN2

Arrest No 1 - Caught in Underwear (c-in2)

 You're probably familiar with these first two iconic 'arrest' images. They were created for C-IN2 to promote their underwear some years ago (2004), but have been cherished by male domination enthusiasts ever since. 

You can decide for yourself whether the two bad boys have been caught with their pants down having some fun or if the cops arrested them for some other reason and decided to carry out a strip search on the spot.

 The villain shows a lithe body and sexy mound as he is bundled into the police car to be taken away. His facial expression conveys dismay and humiliation. I imagine there were other pictures published besides these two and I've always wondered what happened to the boy bent over the car boot.

I recently stumbled across this image which comes from the same shoot with the same sense of erotic drama. You get the impression here that the two felons are not to be taken off to jail, but dealt with on the spot. That white underwear is very corrupting!

See the video here it has some good, but fleeting, glimpses of the arrest

Spank and Go

Bottom v Top by  Chirenon
click to enlarge

Another image  from Male Protection blog built around the fantasy of having a boyfriend whose tackle is kept permanently locked up in a chastity cage - or as Chirenon (the blog creator) has it, 'a protector'. He's also woven into this scenario a succinct demonstration of the erotic appeal of spanking. 

It adds up to a very hot, little scene. 

For my money the imposed power of the lock-up is a more interesting expression of domination than the demanding of grovelling subservience. The 'yes Sir, yes Master' routine has always seemed a bit theatrical to me. It tends to emasculate and diminish the victim, which seems self-defeating in the context of lusting after a another male. Better to dominate a man than a mouse!

For this reason I'd prefer the so-called 'boy' to be less spindly and more manly. Chirenon does feature older men in his work too but I couldn't pass over that delectable rear or the supple backward arch in the last picture, which by the way is a rather beautiful composition. The Yin-Yang  curves of the two men's bodies are reversed and echoed in the conjunction of the penis and buttock. This generates such an emphatic sense of them coming together, that it doesn't seem to matter that we don't actually see it happening. We can well imagine it.

 Story courtesy of Male Protection blogspot
(superceded by a tumblr one now, search for 'Chirenon')

Lock and Keep

 The mitchmen theme is 'putting men in their place'
and this little photo-manipulation story by Chirenon is a nice example.
click on the pictures to expand

 New Rules 1

The scene is set with a nice blokey opening. I love the laconic dialogue. 

The 'lost bet' is a classic male domination story line that was being used as a flimsy excuse for male nudity by Royale Studio and AMG back in the sixties and doubtless long before that.

 New Rules 2

The joke develops an nice edge as the top reveals his liking for seeing men 'locked-up'. This particular design is quite enhancing in the flesh. By the same token it' will be difficult to conceal under male clothing. The naive 'loser' realises too late that without the key, he's not only given himself a tricky dress problem but surrendered much of his capacity for sexual pleasure - indefinitely it appears. A very subtle form of bondage. I like the idea of a top that gets off on keeping his man caged, while enjoying him from the other end, without guilt. Tantalisingly, the story ends without showing us that scene.

Story courtesy of Male Protection blogspot 
Chirenon's Rules

Submissive men by Blaze

Three more great pictures from Theo Blaze's Blog

 Born To Serve

 In Captivity

 Keep Cool Mister, I said I'd do it!

More by Theo Blaze

In Ancient Times

I don't usually feature photo manips in this blog, the recent article on 'Priapus of Milet' being a notable exception. It's partly an unintended consequence of my focus on traditional art in the 'A-Z of Fetish Artists' series. I deliberately excluded computer art from this survey to keep the size of the project managable. Four years on it amazes me that I've not yet found space to laud the prowess of major fetish artists like Baron, Borg and Herodotus. It's a major oversight on my part which I will have to correct! 

Today's article features work by a newer artist, Theo Blaze, 

that treads similar ground to Baron, invoking fantasies of enslavement in ancient times. 

Blaze - In Ancient Alexandria

This is a straightforward marriage of two images but cleverly done, the noblemen's eye-lines seem spot on.  The sensuous 'man-boy' in the foreground is not your normal slave material. Muscular yes, but too slightly built for hard labour. That bold erection, not to mention the wild spiky hair and blemished face suggests he'd be quite a handful as a boy lover. No wonder the nobles look disturbed and perplexed by this display!
Only the young man at the back allows himself to lust.

 Blaze - The Power of the Emperor

This is not as successful technically as my first example, but it tells a great story. The handsome young warrior held at the mercy of a sadistic captor is classic fetish stuff. Virtually every Hollywood epic and every Bound Gods video contains a scene like this but that doesn't diminish it's power. The finger stroking the stubbled chin is a cliche too but the facial expressions here make it intensely erotic. Calculating lust on the one hand (is that Lawrence Olivier?). On the captive's part, there's a delicious mixture of incomprehension, anger and fear as he senses that unconventional trials lie ahead.

Blaze's work includes a fair amount of celebrity head transplants,
many of which are unknown to me and sometimes too 'teeny' to be of interest (Justin who?).
But can any readers ID this manly captive for me?

Blaze - Fuck The Messenger

Blaze's captions add greatly to the content of his images, in this case wryly bringing to life the well-known workplace complaint. The nobles find the message more interesting than the fate of the messenger, thereby conforming to executive stereotype in a way that many of us will recognise and enjoy. This is another clever foreground-background combination, successfully blending separate images.

Blaze's manipulations are not as ambitious technically as those of Priapus or Baron but in his best work he sets up interesting and erotic ideas that are well worth exploring. Have a look at his blog 'Theo Blaze' which also contains an excellent collection of enhanced but otherwise unaltered photographs.

More Theo Blaze at mitchmen

Hunk of The Month - Brad Rowe

Despite the veiny arms and thighs, I'm curiously attracted to body builders like Brad Rowe. This proud, almost arrogant pose is full of character. In the way of Body Builders, he presents his body for inspection and approval by men he doesn't know. The shiny posing slip with it's immodest display of manliness shows a desire to impress and please. It is a beautifully mitchmen-esque situation (putting men in their place). Brad's wary, defiant look makes his display of subservience all the more erotic.  

 

Inspection over, Brad turns to go. Seen from behind those shiny pants appear deliciously flimsy and intimate. They draw our attention to his weighty buns which is a 'no-go area for 'real men'. As though sensing this unsought interest, he gives us a sullen, resentful look.

Body builders look their best in more relaxed poses which allow the voluptuous curves of the torso to soften. You want to reach out and stroke those chunky mounds. The over-size shorts narrow the hips and create a less bulky, more youthful look. The hand sliding tentatively into the waistband is charmingly naive.

 Here, the military style cap has a similar softening and rejuvenating effect, but on the face this time. It's another butch pose and although it's hard to imagine a bulky torso like this on active service, the image of soldier stripping off, once again suggests a willingness to submit to discipline. 

 A study of broad shoulders and broad beam. Brad's 'piece-de-resistance' (who's resisting?!) certainy does not suffer from being packaged in jeans instead of shiny briefs. The masculine, workday garment seems to accentuate the bulk of his backside. The suggestion that they are about to be peeled off is more erotic than nudity itself. I can't decide if that is a 'come hither' look or a 'Damn you, but I need the money' look.

See Brad on Instagram

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