Chaz 1 - Dodgy Gear

 

A little while ago I featured 'Chaz' and his beany in an early Ministry of Silly Hats article. 

 Chaz has got form for wearing dodgy gear, such as this tank top and shades.

We've probably all had moments when we've pouted like this....
(generally without the Bet Lynch ear-rings) 
....but not been unfortunate enough to have it captured for posterity.

You'll gather I'm not overly intimate with my feminine side, 
but I'll settle for the butt hugging wet underpants in this picture.

As a Brit I probably view this outfit through unsympathetic eyes, the sporting associations don't work for me. I don't get the striped pants (even in the rump view) and the 'pop-up' baseball cap, beloved of American tourists everywhere, surely qualifies for a 'silly hats' article in it's own right. 

I feel I ought to like the mesh 'top' but somehow, no. Does it even belong in this combo?

The mesh garment featured in this outfit makes an equally odd bedfellow with the loose fitting trousers, but it's sheer, body hugging form does at least show off Chaz's muscular arms. 

I rather like the slightly boyish profile of his face captured in this image 

If I'm honest, even in this unflattering collection of pictures there's plenty of man to admire.
(if I just don't think about the luxuriant lashes!)

In my next post I'll show the other side of Chaz and you'll see what I mean.

Muscle in Rugby Shorts - 3 (Boys Games)

In The Shower 

 "I'd better remember to get myself a new razor blade 

and not leave my wet shorts to go mouldy in my sports bag again."

The New Kit
 
 "It's no good, mate, we're Australians, yeller shorts are for poufs."

 

Scrum Practice

"I hate being Hooker, in the middle of the front row,
 it'll be wandering hands any minute now."

  

 

The New Boy

 

 "Oh, it's that ball Cap'n wanted me to grab 

- and there was me thinking he'd finally noticed me!

Pix from Footyboys

Muscle in Rugby Shorts 2

 What's a diuretic, Boss? Is it like an energy drink?

 Keep looking lads, the shirts must be somewhere round here.

It's kick-off in five minutes!

 Shane's been in with the boss for fifteen minutes now.

I got a bad feeling about this debrief, fellas. 

You're feeling bad? I'm bursting, mate!

He never notices me!

Thanks to Footyboys for the fab pictures

Muscle in Rugby Shorts 1

 Lipsmackin' Good

 Lost Again - Waiting For The Boss

" Follow me. We'll Sort This Out In The Dressing Room!"

"I Just Wish He'd Notice Me (sigh)"

More images from Footyboys next time

Is Nick My New Gardener?

Mitchell - Dishonest Gardener in colour

 Having discharged my last dishonest gardener (above),

 I've decided to hold auditions sorry interviews for his replacement 

and I just happened to notice this picture in Nick Sterling's CV 

whilst preparing my last blog on men sharing swimming trunks. 

Nick Sterling in cut-offs

Cut-off denim jeans are not a prerequisite for my job but they certainly help!
These days it's a rare delicacy to see tatters of cotton tumbling over a man's thighs.

 

Nick seems to have the right qualifications for the job. Those dreadful shades will have to go of course, he won't need them in England anyway. I do sense a regrettable degree of self importance here, but I like a confident man working for me and any issues can be sorted out with him in the garden shed if need be. Frankly, I'd put up with a lot of backchat in the presence of those thighs! Nick's open flies suggest a willingness to please but I'll have to instruct him not to approach Mrs Chamberlain, my housekeeper, like that.

Nick's currently working as yacht crew.
 He's obviously not afraid of hard work
and familiarity with ropes and rigging is a bonus. 

 

I can just see him hosing down the patio......

 

Or weeding my herbaceous borders like this.......

 

A winning smile 

and even if he proves as unsatisfactory as the last one (God forbid!), 

then I can still see his nicely tapered torso binding up very well.

for his formal 'discharge' procedure.

Pictures courtesy of Randy Blue

click on the mitchpix label below for more drawings by Mitchell 

Men Sharing Clothes - 12 Blue Swimming Trunks

Looking back over this series I'm amazed to find that I've not featured men swapping swimming trunks before. Men in Speedos are well up the sexy league table, the briefest of all sportswear to be seen on TV and often showing pert little projections through gleaming fabric. Men get wet wearing them too which gives them a particularly intimate nature.

 

 

The garment featured here on Adam Rexx is a sensible design and at first sight they look like an unlikely beefcake combination.

 

However, Adam and his trunks reveal their true erotic qualities in this shot. This glamour pose used to be the norm for women in soft porn photography and Adam's long shapely legs reveal just why it held such a fascination for men. The cut of the swimming trunks reveals an astonishing amount of very sexy buttock and if you think this pose conceals a man's primary asset look again at this picture (click to enlarge) and the next! Sometimes less is more!

 

In this shot Adam's gleaming torso suggests those trunks are getting well used, ready for the next model. As he eases them down it's amazing the difference an inch or two makes. The bright highlight running down the side of his body seems to pass underneath the trunks before continuing along the top of his thigh and this gives a tremendous sexy sense of the naked body under the garment.

 

The speedos now pass to an altogether different man, Nick Sterling is more fleshy and cuddly. The trunks seem to suit him well but sadly they are quickly discarded for other gear including some distinctly unsexy baggy plaid shorts. Perhaps Nick didn't like sharing with Adam?

I fancy the same pose in those blue trunks would look very sexy too! But I can't complain about this shot, who's next for the used jocks?

 

Pictures by Randy Blue

For other articles in this series click on 'sharing' in the label list below

Bar Predators Revisited

Bar Predators by Tom
(completed by Mitchell)

This is my visualisation of how Tom might have finished the incomplete picture in the Bar Predator's series. I've followed his composition as exactly as I can and tried to emulate his shading style.
See my original article on Tom of Finland's Bar predators

  for other gay art by Mitchell at mitchmen blog click on the 'mitchpix' label below