IFNB 3 - International Federation of Naked Bodybuilders Newsletter

A Poster For an IFNB event From 2012

The fictional, 'International Federation of Naked Body Builders' has formed the subject of two articles previously at mitchmen blog (IFNB-1 and IFNB-2). Much of the ethos and workings of the Federation have been described there. This article is by way of being a Newsletter style update on the activities of some of the members since then. 

The official measure-up for Mr Megamale contestants at The Palisades was briefly disrupted when middleweight hopeful Pete Petrovich shot his load over the two officials who were attempting to classify his dick size. According to one report he took exception to a comment he heard about it.  Afterwards Official Wayne Dickerson laughed it off, saying it was a misunderstanding. "I've had worse things happen" he joked "If you have to work close to these guys, some stuff's bound to rub off on you".

Lucky Lindhof had cause to be thankful to his fans when he seemed to have 'hit the wall' 

and dried up in the qualifying rounds for this year's Mr Alpha. Super Fan Edwin Plummer dashed to the performing rostrum and coaxed him back to life with spectacular results.

Though in retirement now, Super Star Dan Otter, treated a lucky fan to a once-in-a-lifetime training experience at a recent NBA, display event in Florida and showed he's lost none of his former prowess.

NBA hopeful Stan Kuziack couldn't contain his excitement when Cumblast talent scout, 

Don Hutchins spotted him at an Atlanta gym and promptly picked him up for his roster.

NBA champ, Pierre Douton (Mr Alpha) shown seeding Braden Cameron at Bud Wieziek's Training Centre for up and coming Pro's in West Virginia. Ingesting top quality ejaculate is crucial to achieving the highest performance levels in IFNB Competitions. Braden had cause to be grateful to Pierre who rarely gives free donations.

Rico Bandeas reacted angrily to rumours that he was running through the membership list at his home training ground in Texas. "It's training not socialising" he maintained to our reporter who caught up with him working hard with an assistant. Few of the members we spoke to wanted to comment on the reports. "We all think he's just a great guy" one said.

When popular Trainer Brian Kessenger moved to a new gym in Oklahoma, his reputation preceded him and he told us he was mobbed by the regulars, all eager to get a tip and show him what they can do as well. Brian says he loves these boys and just laps it all up, but he still finds time to service his regular clients and prepare for the Nationals.

At his training camp in Africa, the legendary Wayne Mkemba gives personal inspiration to his pupils. Here Thembaka Mbhele presses 150Kg for the first time under his guidance and encouragement. Wayne is an enormous presence in his life, he said.

Heavyweight youngster Harvey Gleeson is shown here getting a  personalised stim work out from an IFBN accredited educator at a New York semenar for prospective Champions. "It's great being picked out for this specialised course" he told us, "I've learned about things I never dreamed possible from Ed (his educator) and his patience and stamina are amazing".

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As a bonus, I have consolidated into this article all the images previously used individually to illustrate IFNB in the annual mitchmen awards for the most popular posts at the blog.

2018

Most Popular New Post 

IFNB Contest Expediters carrying out body oiling. Competitors know that any touching runs the risk of triggering a discharge from their highly charged libidos. It's regarded as a sign of successful preparation. In contest-ready condition the best studs have very short recovery times.

2019

Most Viewed Post During The Year

A successful Mr Alpha contestant and his support assistant

 celebrate their victory with an emotional kiss and a cup of the winner's juice.

This is surely one of IFNB's sexiest images!

2021

Most Viewed Post During The Year

A competition hopeful, well pleased with his progress, pauses for his training buddy to record the moment when his auto-ejaculation achieved competition standard for the first time. Many months of cock training still lie ahead of him before he will be able to be confident of producing them repeatedly, on stage and in the tense and highly competitive atmosphere of the IFNB contests. He's already well advanced in developing the cocky attitude that goes with that success.

2022

Most Popular Post of All Time

IFNB contestants love the adoration of their fans and are usually good to them. A spontaneous drenching with ejaculate is appreciated even more than an autograph and the top fans know exactly how to stimulate their favourites to produce it. This one laps up his hero's generous gesture and he probably won't wash for a week - or take that T-shirt off. Where provenance exists, like this photo, garments that have been cum-stained by popular competitors can become valuable, collector's items.

2023

Most Popular Post of All Time

 IFNB contests are physically and emotionally draining but for most competitors the effort is well worth it simply for the chance of displaying their bodies and sexual potency in front of a wildly enthusiastic audience. Of course going home with some silverware (and a few days worth of cheap protein shake) is every man's ultimate ambition and that moment when the still dripping, victorious contestants can proudly pose on stage with their enormous trophies and their cups is beyond description. 

And yet it's also something of an anti-climax. At this year's Mr West Coast competition, runner-up Leo Graballsky (left) told reporters that he usually can't wait to get back to his wife to discharge his tensions after a contest. It's rumoured that he was embarrassed when handsome, third placed Greg Knuckles (right) offered to share tips with him in the dressing room after the presentation. Apparently, the Winner, Ivor Wayovdoinu took up the offer and the two men, newly buddies, worked on it all night in the dorm.

2023 Summary of Previous Winners of Most Popular Posts

Flashback to the year when trainer Al 'Happy' Cockermouth posed proudly with 

his then protégé Pierre Douton after his first Senior IFNB title win at the Nationals.

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Disclaimer: The words put to these images are not the original IFNB commentary but my own. In most cases they  are based on notes I added to the picture at the time downloading from the IFNB site, so they should match the original intent of their posts.

See also  IFNB-Part 1 and IFNB-Part 2