Footballer in Trouble by Kinky Callum

 

 

Coach:- "The Club pays you to score goals, Pirelli,

not to get yourself sent off after 10 minutes! 

Now bend over!" 

 

Pirelli:- "80 swats! That paddle really hurts, Coach.

I think I've learned my lesson". 

 

Coach:- "It ain't finished yet, Pirelli!

You'll get the same before every game

that you have to miss through suspension.

One swat for every single minute!". 

 

Pirelli:- "Gulp!" 

 

~ 

 

A week later... 

 

 

 

Coach:- "Stop whining, Pirelli! I warned you!  

You got yourself a four match suspension.

So you'll take my punishment before every one.

Now, where was I?"

 

Pirelli (in an emotional voice):- "Fifty three, Coach" 

 

Coach:- "Right. When I'm finished, you can go and sit on the bench, and watch your team-mates playing without you.

Now brace yourself, Pirelli". 

 

~

 

A week later... 

 

 

Pirelli:- "That was the worst yet, Coach".

 

Coach:- "Yes, Because we lost that last match, you had to sit out.

Consider yourself lucky that I'm not punishing you in front of the whole team. Now, go sit on the bench. Leave your shorts here".

 

Striker:- "But Coach!"

 

Coach:- "You heard me, go sit on the bench!"

 

~

 

Two weeks later... 

 

Coach:- "OK, Pirelli, you've served out your punishment.

Now convince me why I should let you back in the team".

 

Pirelli:- (gulp) "I'm really, really sorry, Coach. 

....blah, blah, blah 

You're a great trainer and I love playing for this team, 

....... blah, blah, blah...... 

I've really been training hard with the reserves, 

blah, blah, blah...... "

 

~

20 minutes later....... 

 

"Please Coach! Let me play again. Please! 

(tearfully) I'm begging!".

 

Coach:- OK Pirelli, I'll think about it.

Get up, go put your shorts back on, 

and get back to training with the reserves.

 

~

 

AI Art by Kinky Callum, narrative by mitchmen.

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