"A Christmas Criminal" - Part 29

Tom's not expecting his 'present' to be this year's must-have gadget

But hopes it might replace his incinerated clothing

So he can get back home and check everything's OK

It's actually a strange contraption of intimate purpose

which Tom dimly grasps, experiencing a surge of adrenaline

from forebodings and a certain curious excitement.

It's not something he would ever have asked Santa for  

This selfish thought reminds him that his own child and wife 

are going without upon this Christmas Day.

Mitchell HG29 - Five Gold Rings

Tom is a shy and modest man, but senses he can't decline

the urgings of the Security Men to try the 'thingy' on, 

nor can he reject their obliging offers to help him.

It's a tight fit that gets tighter still as each section clips into place

but by some strange good fortune, the ointment used to salve his ass

proves to be invaluable for fitting the parts onto - and into him.

Tom's anatomy adapts impressively to the challenge

drawing forth admiring comparisons with Cinderella's slipper

but did that produce comparable levels of excitement?

As they work the Security men sing a jolly tune....

♫♪ ♪ ♫ On the first day of Christmas, 

My Homeguard gave to me

five go-old rings! ♫♪ ♪ ♫

(pause for chuckles)

♫♪ ♪ ♫ four spanking hands! ♪ ♫ ♫♪ ♫

(that's very good, erm...)

♪ ♫ ♫♪ ♫ three french men......?

(nah...)

.......two burning buns

(yes!)

....and a butt-plug for my fannee ♪ ♫ ♫♪ ♫

(Readers contributions to this ditty welcomed!)
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continued 

Read this series from Part 1