Tuesday, 21 April 2015
In Emergency Pull Down
Jimmy: "Oh mum! I didn't hear you coming!"
Mum: "Jimmy! Those are your brother's football socks!
I only just washed them and now you've getting them dirty again!"
"This is sooooo embarassing!"
Frankie: "Sorry Officer, I was actually expecting someone else."
Policeman at the door: "Is that so? Well you can cut out the' little boy' act sunshine!
We've had complaints!"
"Wait a minute, do I know you?"
"Whaddya mean Dad? - Of course I've got something underneath!"
("just keep still dick and he won't see anything.")
"Sorry Ranger, it was only for a quick pee, I'll cover up now."
(Why is the Ranger looking at my ass like that?
.....oh shit, the friction.......I'm gonna cum....!)
"Well, now that you've caught me out,
what are you going to do about it?