A little while ago I featured 'Chaz' and his beany in an early Ministry of Silly Hats article.
Chaz has got form for wearing dodgy gear, such as this tank top and shades.
We've probably all had moments when we've pouted like this....
(generally without the Bet Lynch ear-rings)
....but not been unfortunate enough to have it captured for posterity.
You'll gather I'm not overly intimate with my feminine side,
but I'll settle for the butt hugging wet underpants in this picture.
I rather like the slightly boyish profile of his face captured in this image
(if I just don't think about the luxuriant lashes!)