What would you do if a cop like this came knocking on your door looking for trouble?
Summoned to a disturbance, it's probably a disappointment to him when he finds the occupant of the Hotel room to be an inoffensive and - well, frankly- a nerdy-looking guy - with sagging pants.
The Officer notices that the guy's eyes have dropped to his crotch and smiles inwardly.
He's used to attracting this sort of interest. It looks like this one's going to be no trouble at all.
Until he suddenly produces a gun
"Whoa there man!" he gasps in surprise.
The gunman relieves the cop of his cap and shades and sits him on the settee
It turns out he's quite a looker - and gutsy too, deliberately crossing his legs.
His instincts tell him that flaunting his boots and crotch will distract this guy.
Help him talk his way out of the situation, like he's done a hundred times before.
It works only too well, the gunman is mesmerised,
He sits down beside him stroking the gleaming boots lovingly.
"How's about you give me your uniform?" he suggests.
"How do you expect me to I do that?" splutters the cop in confusion.
For the first time a glimmer of anxiety shows through his confident veneer.
This guy is seriously weird - and he's got a gun.
In reply the gunman waves his gun in the direction of the bed.
The cop obeys, feeling more and more worried.
Once sat on the bed, he's given a rag and told to sniff it.
"I call it a selfie", the gun man explains, "give it a try man".
The cop guesses that these are the guy's underpants,
but they have a very odd smell.
There could be anything on them, anything at all.
A turn-on, or a turn-off. He has no way of knowing.
He feels a stab of fear.
But with a gun pointing at his crotch, he's got little choice.
He leans back on the pillow and inhales through the rag
and immediately he feels consciousness slipping away
Realising he's made a mistake, he panics.
.
But it's too late, the guy pounces on him, making sure.
Seconds later, he's unconscious.
The attacker quickly relieves him of the leather jacket, he covets.
It will be a great addition to his collection of Police memorabilia.
Removing the jacket reveals more goodies underneath.
With his cop sleeping like a baby, the thief eagerly sets to work.
Gently, lovingly almost, he lifts the cop to ease off his Police tee-shirt
becoming more and more excited all the time.
The tight pants present more of a problem,
It requires quite a bit of tugging to get them moving.
But it's worth the effort, as the cop's cute ass appears.
and he's wearing nice, snugly-fitting, white underpants.
The gunman is tempted to take them too.
But it's those shiny boots that have been a main attraction from the start
He pulls them off, piling up the trophies on the bed.
And then he happens on the keys to the cop's apartment.
where there must be a whole wardrobe of exciting, used clothing.
Another uniform even, yum!
That tantalising prospect must wait, he's got more items to collect here.
Sleeping Beauty is no lightweight but fortunately he slumbers on
through the rough handling needed to get him over, onto his back.
The front of his underpants prove just as pretty as the ass side.
But the nerd is more interested in getting his hands on the cop's tight pants.
He leaves him lying on the bed and clambers into his uniform.
Sadly, he doesn't have the physique to fill it as well as it's real owner.
But he can still savour his lingering body warmth and odours
and the sensation of the fabrics brushing against his skin
- as they previously did his.
This magical moment is interrupted by a groan from the bed.
It sends him scurrying back toot-sweet.
The cop is regaining consciousness and he's gonna be mad!
Quickly, he pulls off one of his socks.
And uses it to gag the guy.
Regretfully, he's gonna have to leave that item behind.
But he still can take the other one of the pair.
That gag and the ropes should keep the cop quiet long enough while he makes his escape.
In a moment of compassion he tosses the 'selfie' rag onto the cop's body.
A modesty piece to replace the underpants he's stolen.
Briefly the nerd stops and thinks about what he's done.
It's a good feeling.
And he's got a whole apartment of cop goodies, waiting for him to explore.
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I have been an admirer from afar of the Boot Lust site for many years. Intrigued by their idiosyncratic ads and images of cops in tight pants and boots, being taken down and stripped. I always intended to investigate their work properly but the site closed in early 2019 (see announcement). It was fatally wounded by demands for censorship from their payment handling company. This article is mitchmen's belated tribute to Boot Lust and there will be more to come.
This particular story is galvanised by the chilling device of the cop being made to knock himself out. The horror is that he doesn't know what the substance on the rag is, it could be lethal, but the alternative potentially is a bullet. I can recall a similar device in a TV programme some time back, where a ruthless gang target a slot machine arcade belonging to a rival outfit and invite the innocent, young assistant who happens to be in charge that night to inhale from an aerosol as an alternative to inclusion in the violence that follows.
The original Boot Lust storyline is full of ambiguities and alternative threads but I have focussed my narrative on the uniform swapping theme which was always a central element of the site's work and produces some magnificent underwear imagery in this case. You can get a sense of the original in the 'Selfie' entry at BestDeaths, a site which has created a sort of archive based on Boot Lust stuff. They give a more plausiblee back-story which may well be the original, but be aware that the material there has also been tweaked to support their more specialised, darker interests and the model's naughty bits in the pictures have all been blurred (see final picture above).
There's also a good collection of Boot Lust fragments at Metalbond which is always worth a browse.
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