see also 'The Elusive Slave'
Carter will not be alone in his predicament this Christmas.
Sadly it's become increasingly common of late for irresponsible, private masters
to abandon their slaves when they tire of them or can no longer afford to keep them,
just as they might do a dog or other pet they no longer want.
Carter knows that when he leaves the sauna he will have nowhere to go.
The authorities won't look after him because slaves don't exist in their eyes.
Our law-makers never imagined that valuable livestock might simply be thrown away.
Carter has been cast into limbo.
Hundreds of abandoned slaves like Carter face sleeping on the streets this Christmas
dependent on charitable hand-outs of clothing and food.
Some will be picked up as escapers by bounty hunters.
If their legal owners don't want them back,
they will be sent back to the auction rooms.
Carter was trained to be a private slave under the Slave Labour Optimisation Program (SLOP).
He knows no other life and he doesn't have a licence to perform field labour.
Carter knows that only bad masters will buy a recycled, private slave.
'mitchmen at Christmas' provides secure, inescapable accommodation for men like Carter.
We have hundreds of volunteers willing to offer abandoned slaves like Carter a safe, warm bed for the night. If Carter is lucky he may find a kind, new master this way and be allowed to stay longer.
At the very least, he'll be given his breakfast and bus fare back to the 'mitchmen at Christmas' Recycling Centre.
Will you help Carter this Chistmas?
For just 69 pence a day you can sponsor an abandoned slave like him
and ensure he is given a little bit of love and treated in the way he deserves each night.
If you subscribe, you will receive a Cuddly Toy Carter and a photo of the man
you are sponsoring plus regular video updates about what he has been up to.
Call now on 0800-696969 and make Carter's dreams come true this Christmas.
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With apologies to Rhod Gilbert for stealing his tag line for my caption
and to James Seely (pictured above by Kris of Chicago)
and to James Seely (pictured above by Kris of Chicago)
for being disrespectful to his gorgeousness
2 comments:
Is he fully house-trained? Bit unsure if I want him jumping up on the bed without being told to. Can you guarantee that he'll be happy sitting in the corner licking his own bollocks?
...and so on!
I hope not!
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