Well I say 'my wedding', but it's really two of my boys 'tying the knot',
(well clicking a padlock really).
They had to ask for my consent of course which made me feel quite Fatherly.
I gave them nice, new waders as a present to wear for the ceremony.
As I am a true traditionalist I intend to be present at the consummation too.
Well someone has to untie their wrists or it won't be much fun for them!
I'll attend to any other needs and ensure it's a night to remember.
I'll attend to any other needs and ensure it's a night to remember.
No question of removing the padlock of course, it's a lifetime commitment.
(Except when I need them)
(Except when I need them)
Fabulous photo by Mr S Leather
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