Chaz 3 - Punished

It looks like my plea of mitigation last time was unsuccessful. 
There's only one place for those guilty of inappropriate dress and that's the clink.

 

J1

Stripped down to basics, the real man emerges and he suddenly looks a bit of a hunk.

Any volunteers for visiting?

 

J2

Showering and laundry all in one, don't get too cocky Chaz!

J3

Back to the wall. Showers in prisons can be scary places!

J4

Plumped up pecs and sticky-out ears, mm-mm.....and handcuffs too!

Chaz plays his 'get out of jail' card for the governor.

Will he emerge as a reformed character?

Chaz 2 - Not So Dodgy

 In my last post I mercilessly poked fun at the way Chaz is presented in some of his beefcake shoots for Randy Blue. Of course, in true tabloid style, I chose the most suitable images to create humourous effect. Today's selection, taken from the same sets show a different side and I must admit I find it fascinating how this man's masculinity and his inner boyishness asserts itself in his pictures despite the distractions of odd clothing, accessories and other stuff.

5a

Chaz gets away with his beany here. Purists might quibble about mixing leather with wool but we'll let that go. Lets face it, leather headgear is a bit of a stones and greenhouses situation! This is a nice 'blokey' pose and the T-shirt shows off wide, manly shoulders. I'm a big fan of chaps and Chaz deserves credit for wearing a pair that actually look as though they fit him. The slender strap squeezing down between his butt cheeks is great!

 5b

See what I mean about boyishness? He's not a baby any more though and those chunky thighs emerging from their snug leather sleeves look excellent. It's what chaps are for!

 6a

Chaz's pecs show real meaty bulk in this picture from the pool series and smooth, well defined abs as well. The sleeveless tank top is unobtrusive now and I confess to a fascination with the oversize underwear which I presume has stretched out with the wetness.

 6b

Also from the pool series. The open-ness of the pose is like a ropeless bondage picture. 
The white deposits on the pool edge have been used by the photographer
 to add spicy innuendo for us pervs!

7a

Chaz looks so much better when he just relaxes. I love his sticky-out ears, despite the stud, although I think it probably accentuates them, which Chaz I imagine would hate! The clothing requires no cultural translation to do it's job here, the immaculate newness will work for some but a grungier well-used jockstrap would have provided an interesting contrast.

 7b

The boy within the man comes out to play. 
This is a really nice picture, relaxed and cheekily erotic.
 Even if you're not a socks fan they contribute a touch of informality and spontenaity. 

 

8a

I have to admit defeat with this sheer top but it does make his biceps look great!

I like the wide strong neck too. 

 8b

The boy surfaces again in this shot, there's some nice youthful shaping but I'm not sure what's going on with that ballustrade support visible between his legs!

Next time, an even spunkier Chaz.

Chaz 1 - Dodgy Gear

 

A little while ago I featured 'Chaz' and his beany in an early Ministry of Silly Hats article. 

 Chaz has got form for wearing dodgy gear, such as this tank top and shades.

We've probably all had moments when we've pouted like this....
(generally without the Bet Lynch ear-rings) 
....but not been unfortunate enough to have it captured for posterity.

You'll gather I'm not overly intimate with my feminine side, 
but I'll settle for the butt hugging wet underpants in this picture.

As a Brit I probably view this outfit through unsympathetic eyes, the sporting associations don't work for me. I don't get the striped pants (even in the rump view) and the 'pop-up' baseball cap, beloved of American tourists everywhere, surely qualifies for a 'silly hats' article in it's own right. 

I feel I ought to like the mesh 'top' but somehow, no. Does it even belong in this combo?

The mesh garment featured in this outfit makes an equally odd bedfellow with the loose fitting trousers, but it's sheer, body hugging form does at least show off Chaz's muscular arms. 

I rather like the slightly boyish profile of his face captured in this image 

If I'm honest, even in this unflattering collection of pictures there's plenty of man to admire.
(if I just don't think about the luxuriant lashes!)

In my next post I'll show the other side of Chaz and you'll see what I mean.

Muscle in Rugby Shorts - 3 (Boys Games)

In The Shower 

 "I'd better remember to get myself a new razor blade 

and not leave my wet shorts to go mouldy in my sports bag again."

The New Kit
 
 "It's no good, mate, we're Australians, yeller shorts are for poufs."

 

Scrum Practice

"I hate being Hooker, in the middle of the front row,
 it'll be wandering hands any minute now."

  

 

The New Boy

 

 "Oh, it's that ball Cap'n wanted me to grab 

- and there was me thinking he'd finally noticed me!

Pix from Footyboys

Muscle in Rugby Shorts 2

 What's a diuretic, Boss? Is it like an energy drink?

 Keep looking lads, the shirts must be somewhere round here.

It's kick-off in five minutes!

 Shane's been in with the boss for fifteen minutes now.

I got a bad feeling about this debrief, fellas. 

You're feeling bad? I'm bursting, mate!

He never notices me!

Thanks to Footyboys for the fab pictures

Muscle in Rugby Shorts 1

 Lipsmackin' Good

 Lost Again - Waiting For The Boss

" Follow me. We'll Sort This Out In The Dressing Room!"

"I Just Wish He'd Notice Me (sigh)"

More images from Footyboys next time

Is Nick My New Gardener?

Mitchell - Dishonest Gardener in colour

 Having discharged my last dishonest gardener (above),

 I've decided to hold auditions sorry interviews for his replacement 

and I just happened to notice this picture in Nick Sterling's CV 

whilst preparing my last blog on men sharing swimming trunks. 

Nick Sterling in cut-offs

Cut-off denim jeans are not a prerequisite for my job but they certainly help!
These days it's a rare delicacy to see tatters of cotton tumbling over a man's thighs.

 

Nick seems to have the right qualifications for the job. Those dreadful shades will have to go of course, he won't need them in England anyway. I do sense a regrettable degree of self importance here, but I like a confident man working for me and any issues can be sorted out with him in the garden shed if need be. Frankly, I'd put up with a lot of backchat in the presence of those thighs! Nick's open flies suggest a willingness to please but I'll have to instruct him not to approach Mrs Chamberlain, my housekeeper, like that.

Nick's currently working as yacht crew.
 He's obviously not afraid of hard work
and familiarity with ropes and rigging is a bonus. 

 

I can just see him hosing down the patio......

 

Or weeding my herbaceous borders like this.......

 

A winning smile 

and even if he proves as unsatisfactory as the last one (God forbid!), 

then I can still see his nicely tapered torso binding up very well.

for his formal 'discharge' procedure.

Pictures courtesy of Randy Blue

click on the mitchpix label below for more drawings by Mitchell