Rugby AI Art by Remixing Reality 2

 Continued from Part 1

Remixing Reality - Rugby Rain Huddle 

I've published this picture before, at 'X', but I make no apologies for doing so again. I love the tight kit, the unselfconscious, intimate huddling and the glorious mixture of facial expressions of these handsome, hunky men, wilting in the face of a totally absurd threat. It truly lives up to the motto of this site of 'putting men in their place' but it's not usually as easy as making them wear tight shorts in the rain!

If you don't like my caption spoiling the view,
here's the untainted original

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Remixing Reality - Penalty Rugby

 

In this variant, the guys huddle together, watching to see if a vital penalty kick will go over and score the winner. Rarely can so many pert puckers have gone to waste! 

 

There are lots of sexy images in this vein at the artist's website 

(link below).    

 

 

Remixing Reality -The Scorer's Reward

The scorer of the winning goal gets to keep the match ball and earn the adulation of his team-mates who queue up for the opportunity to worship their idol. Being voted 'Man of the Match' by them may well entail the offer of more balls, judging by the general air of enthusiasm on the part of some. The furtive look of the mega-hunk bringing up the rear of the committee suggests something more earthy.  

   

Remixing Reality - Rugby Buns Exposed

Occasionally mishaps happen with shorts in rugby. When they happen on the training field there's an opportunity for mischievous teammates to have some fun. Especially when it's the handsome, popular team captain who's been accidentally (?) de-bagged. He has to take it all in good spirit.

 

Remixing Reality - Rugby Buns Touched

When shorts loss happens during a match, it's different, there's normally a swift correction. However, if you convince rugby players of the marketability of their backsides and encourage them to display them with confidence, there's always a risk that they will become naughty, even in front of the home crowd. A crowd that may well swell when word about this gets out!

 

Remixing Reality -Mooning Rugby Player

Inevitably, someone will go too far, but there may be consequences for them. This image suggests it's own consequence. One that might be applied by the angry Trainer off the field....

 

 

Remixing Reality - Join The Queue (my title)

Mass spanking of grown men, it couldn't happen in real life. 

Could it? 

View uncaptioned original 

 

Remixing Reality - Rugby Player Arrested

There's risk of worse if someone complains to the cops. Rugby players are noted for their occasional bad behaviour, but this one's obvious remorse is less typical. Perhaps the cops are reminding him of the perils of incarceration, especially for cute young men in skimpy shorts. Their sheer muscular 'presence' is intimidating in itself. 

  The pleasing filling of the player's tight shirt in this image reflects a welcome modern development of the rugby player's image. There's evidence of an equally weighty presence in his shorts too, but in general this artist is less willing to create tightly-wrapped contours at the front, than he is at the back. 

 

Remixing Reality - Imaginary Magazine Cover

The club don't need cops to express extreme their displeasure, as this fantasy image suggests. The ultimate sanction is the world of sport's curious interpretation of dismissal. Can't let all that money we spent on him go to waste!  It's hard to tell if the player himself is pleased at the prospect of a life in service or merely bemused.

 

The sale idea is suggested within the artist's original but I have elaborated it somewhat.

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