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Rugby Revelations

'Gays will go to hell' says Aussie Rugby Star

So Israel hurried to his Hotel,

 where there was a Gideon copy of the Bible

-  still in it's cellophane wrapper.

The unblemished word of the Lord.

With trembling hands he turned to

Luke 6:22-23
It read: 

"Blessed are you when people hate you,
    when they exclude you and insult you
    and reject your name as evil,
    because of the Son of Man.

Rejoice in that day and leap for joy, 

because great is your reward in heaven. 

For that is how their ancestors treated the prophets."
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Milk Outlets

Catrasche - Milk on the go

Inspired by the Milking Factory series,
this is an imagining of a retail outlet for the product.
The artist is Catrasche.

 

Visit Milking Factory No 6

Milking Factories

Seamus O'Reilly gets a shave

Part 4 of a series following the career of Seamus O'Reilly,

Seamus visits the barber with his friend Colin Bryant

The Barber (Joey D) has a the formidable reputation and the two pals are full of trepidation.

Colin makes Seamus go first. 

No sooner is Seamus in his seat than the barber flips him over and pulls his pants down,

revealing a hairy ass in need of barbering.

 

He sets to work immediately

Seamus discovers he has a very tactile technique.

The boy's relax and amuse themselves while the barber diligently works on Seamus anus*.

Pretty soon it's Colin's turn to take the chair and be inspected.

It's a bit of a shock when the barber suddenly knuckles down to his task.

Colin wonders if it's going to cost them more than a haircut does*

But it's too late for that, his ass is soon as smooth as silk.

The friends are enjoying themselves so much, 

it seems they've forgotten about the barber's reputation.

Until Colin suddenly gets a pointed reminder.

He discovers that a hairless hole provides a smooth, easy entry.

"Your turn!" he says to Seamus.

"Does servicing you mean we don't have to pay?" Colin asks, relaxed again.

The barber laughs. "No, but I'll think of something" he says enigmatically.

 Seamus sees the barber's shirt fall on the floor and realises he's in for the long haul.

Colin's just thinking of the money they'll save.

But even Colin becomes alarmed when the barber sheds his underpants

because he begins to act quite strangely.

"This is how you can pay me!" he says. 

*You may have noticed that the barber's clothing changes in the course of this scene from normal shirt and trousers to nothing more than a leather apron. In the film he remains fully dressed throughout but the official stills show him stripped to the sexier apron. 

Just pretend that it's Seamus' fantasy popping up!

Photos from Fisty's Barber Shop at Fisting Central 

which has a clip with the all the fun of the introduction.

Seamus and Colin's acting is pretty good!

  

There's a longer clip of this scene and the action that follows at Porndoe

for more shaving posts click on the label below

mitchmen's war No 13 - Bizarre Brutality 4, Buried to the neck

This bizarre punishment from 'Battle Picture Weekly' Comic has such a devious complexity
 that it would have greatly sapped the war effort if it had become more widespread.
The artwork isn't that great but it's inventive!

It features a group of Commandos (known as 'The Rat Pack').
They have been captured, but their notorious leader 'Taggart' remains at large.

Some poor sods got lumbered with digging this enormous pit and erecting stakes in it.

The spoil heaps shown would only be a tiny fraction of what had to be shifted.

It's a feat comparable with the construction of elaborate 1-off gallows in spaghetti westerns

which seem to take for ever to build, while the condemned men watch from the jail.

This group seem to have been spared that torment.

The pit is refilled, a chilling moment for the Commando's
(despite the Commandant's assurances about not burying them alive)
The guard clumsily climbing out of the pit is a nice detail.

 As the soil piles up around the Commandos,
the dastardly captor reveals the true horror of his intentions.

This strange machine was real, a tank with rotating flails to explode mines in it's path.

It's a truly terrifying prospect for the Commandos, seeing it approaching.

At this point, you might wonder why the captives needed to be buried at all.

They could have simply been tied to stakes in the path of the tank - or just staked out.

(Although burial up to the neck does seem to be a military tradition of sorts).  

More pertinent perhaps,will their last minute confessions stand any chance of being heard 

above the noise of the tank engine and pounding flails?

 

 In the end it doesn't matter because Taggart, their missing leader, is close at hand

 and poised to rescue the lads with the help of a handy telephone wire.

The nasty 'Torturer' becomes the first victim of the flails,
despite the tank crew proving to have some humanity.

It's probably best not to think about the physics of how Taggart managed to swing 

across the gap, from such a great height and using a telephone pole that appeared to be 

further away from him than it's height off the ground.

With such ingenuity, no wonder he is such a hunted man!
 

The resistance workers seem to show scant gratitude.
To be fair though, digging these lads out is a chore not without it's risks (to them)

Go to mitchmen's war No 14

Other Bizarre Punishments in this series

 Bizarre Brutality No 1 and it's mitchmen sequel 'Devil's work'

Bizarre Brutality No2 and it's mitchmen sequel 'Loco Peril' ,

 Bizarre Brutality No 3  Darkie's crucifixion (no sequel yet)

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Read all my War Comics articles from the Start

or click on the 'War Comics' label below

First Catch Your Rogue - 16 Military Discipline

They say that young tearaways ought to have a taste of Military Discipline.

That's what Dick got when he raided the house of Lt Colonel Thrust (retired)

He was caught in the act with his nose in the safe,

confronted by the Colonel brandishing his ceremonial sword,

Dick decided it was wise to obey the military man's command to undress,

rather than have his designer clothes (stolen) cut off him slash by slash.

(Although that was the only way he could be parted from his underwear).

Once naked, escape became quite tricky of course

and the Colonel summoned re-inforcements too,

his loyal batman, who lived next door in the annex

and turned out to be an intimidating, former Marine.

He arrived brandishing a set of hair clippers.

and dispatched Dick's spikey haircut to the bin

before ordering loudly him to "pre-sent ass!"

so he could shave him baby-smooth, down below. 

The two of them drilled Dick like this for several hours

Teaching him all they knew about military discipline.

By the time day began to break, Dick felt broken too

Denuded and drained, 

collared and cowed, 

he cringed and vowed

 He'd do his homework better next time!

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THE END

For other 'Rogue' or shaving posts, click on the labels below.

Mitchell's Fetish Art for June - Strict Showering

Mitchell - A Strict Showering Regime

You never know who you will run into in a communal shower.

Who might be watching you and what they are thinking.

In mitchmen-land hairy hunks should beware.

Those who don't wash behind their ears,
 may find someone wants to do it for them!

For other pictures by me, Mitchell, click on the 'mitchpix' label below 

or visit my Gallery Hub which is one of the tabs at the top of the page