Men in Tights - 1

Ordinarily I don't get excited about masked heroes or masked men. 
But I do get hooked on tight clothes with the right man inside.
In this set from Hero Hunks, Cameron has provided the right man

The Silent Shadow gets to grips with Phoenix Flex at 'Hero Hunks'

Read on for the true story of Flash-Flex.....

Phoenix Flex's oversize mask can't disguise an unusually rugged face (for a hero).

But the impression created below the waist is even more out of the ordinary. 

The garish, upper body styling suddenly fizzles out into pure sex appeal.

In the traditional self-introduction, ceremony, 

Flex makes short work of bending a plastic tube.

Even his mighty thighs seem to be participating 

in this demonstration of amazing strength.

Flex is very proud of his hero suit and the way it shows off his bicep flex.
He picked it up for a song in the 'Help your Heroes', pre-loved suits shop.

With a bit of spit and polish it's come up a treat.

Encourged to buy the suit by the Shop Assistant,

He didn't think much about the previous owner or why it was recycled,

Apart from concluding that he might have been called 'The Flash'.

The shop didn't have the original mask, but found a match in the Toy Dept.

But what mattered was the suit, already impregnated with 'Essence of Hero'.

Flex sensed it's influence as soon as he put it on.

It would give him a flying start in his new career.

But, every Hero has his Nemesis and The Flash was no exception

The Silent Shadow and his finely tuned senses have already picked up

 his hated enemy's scent, reinvigorated by the warmth of Pheonix Flex's body, 

As he perspires inside his new suit, too tight even for underwear.

Silently the Silent Shadow steals up behind the self promoting hero

 and before Flex has a chance to explain, he has him in a choking neck lock.

intending to finish off the despised Flash once and for all.

A dastardly strike between the legs, delivered from behind, takes Flex down.

Before he knows what's happening the Shadow has him in an improvised half-Boston,

a hair-pulling, leg lock combo, that puts the strain on Flex's back and leg joints.

It also plumps up his ass and thigh muscles, momentarily rivetting The Shadow's eyes.

The sudden onslaught of contortion and pain bemuses our would-be hero,

But his worst fear is that his second-hand suit will split at the seams.

To Flex's dismay The Shadow doubles up on the punishment

with a fiendish transition to an equally unconventional surfboard,

Now the hero's shoulders are hurting as much as his back.

It's a torrid introduction to the life of being a Hero.

But the Shadow is presented with a sight like no other Hero has shown him.

Bulbous buttocks nestle between his thighs like a sacred offering, 

The Flash never used to be like this, of that he felt sure.

He must have been on a crash, ass-muscle development course

The Shadow is mesmerised by the sight wriggling before him.

Something goes kerdoing! between his legs.

In a sudden urge, he rolls the Flash onto his back and realises his mistake.

It's not the Flash! He'd shout it out, were it not for his Silent persona.

Instead he he finds himself making a grab at the nearest hand hold. 

Flex, inside The Flash's suit, squeals in shock.

The Shadow is shocked himself at being drawn to the imposter's appendage

It a below-the-belt trick, unheard of in the world of Hero vs Hero struggles

Angrily he stamps on it and Flex squeals this time in true pain.

There's no time for Flex's agony to subside,

The Shadow roughly hauls him up onto his knees.

Thanks to The Shadow's boot, 

Flex's proud prowess is now a shadow of it's former self.

Nestling in shock between those wondrous thighs.

But all Flex feels is the mushrooming agony in his loins.

Consumed with these dire sensations,

 Flex is easy meat for The Shadow's dreaded Finger Stun.

"I'll teach you not to impersonate a much respected Hero", The Shadow silently vows.

But then he finds himself unexpectedly distracted by the imposter's muscular chest.

His finger lingers in Flex's orifice long after the stun has discharged bis digit.

Next Time

Is Flex doomed? Has The Silent Shadow scrambled his brains?

What other torments has he planned? More fingering?

Will Flex ever be the same man again?

Find out in Part 2